Stick it

Apparently chewing gum sales are up, especially among the 45-54 year olds. So previously we used to extinguish our cigarette buds with our stiletto heals, now we just spit out our gum, awaiting someone elses stilettos to step in it.
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History of chewing gum: Short version / Long version
2 Comments:
If I have ANY of my shoes ruined by someone's horrid and nasty, still-sticky-because-it's-only-just-left-the-mouth gum, there will be HELL to pay...
Lung cancer? Bit of chewwy on the pavement?
Dunno, it`s a tough one.
It is odd that the pavements of Britain have more chewwy spots on them than you ever see people chewing. And I don`t think I have ever seen anyone drop it.... we should be told.
Mind you, they now market it like a health product.. bloody nonsense. So`s all that rubbish about pro bloody biotic yoghurt.
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