Supermarket salad-bar forks
Squeezing the last cerial out of the box this morning I realised I could postpone no longer, I had to go to a shop sometime today, and as we didn't have much in in form of lunch either I chose my lunchbreak to stock up.
Lunchtime came up, I jumped in my overheated car, turned the airconditioning to freeze and drove to the nearest supermarket. Bread, butter, ham, fruit, vegetable... I won't bore you with my entire shopping list... a bowl of salad from the saladbar and a plastic fork provided for the purpose. I paid, dropped my groceries in the boot and drove back to the office and parked my car in the shade.
Have you ever tried eating roughly chopped lettuce with a 12cm (4½ inch) long plastic fork?
Lunchtime came up, I jumped in my overheated car, turned the airconditioning to freeze and drove to the nearest supermarket. Bread, butter, ham, fruit, vegetable... I won't bore you with my entire shopping list... a bowl of salad from the saladbar and a plastic fork provided for the purpose. I paid, dropped my groceries in the boot and drove back to the office and parked my car in the shade.Have you ever tried eating roughly chopped lettuce with a 12cm (4½ inch) long plastic fork?
Sparkles by Sparkling at 12:54 pm
8 Comments:
As my dad used to say, "they're as useless as *bleeps* on a boar."
I don't know that one 'OldGuy'... but yes, like eating soup with a teaspoon.
lmao
They tend to also be made of Grade Q plastic, so if you actually do spear something with them, they fold like a Korean automobile.
Only sheer determination got me through my lunch. Luckily there was no cherry tomatoes.
Well actually, what you have there, little lady, is what is commonly referred to around these here parts as a 'spork.' (spoon + fork = spork)
It defies all common and aesthetic senses, if you ask me...
Plastic forks are an embarassment to the father/mother of invention whomever THAT might be!
They are the most horrid things I've ever used in my life. UGH!
one word
SPORK !!!!
half spoon half fork - they're great !
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