A lie is a lie

Picking up a couple of books in the bookshop today I came across a book called, "Great lies to tell little kids";

"Rain is Gods wee wee" - That should encourage religion.

Or maybe this is more likely to encourage religion? - "Wine makes Mommy clever". Albeit a different kind of religion.

I try not to tell our 3 year old lies, but it is just so easily done... and it can help avoid a string of "Why?".

But wine does make Mommy clever. And so does beer and snaps with lunch, so excuse the spelling.