Good advice?

He was a very good entertainer, and in the 10-15 minutes his performance lasted, he had managed to draw a crowd of about 70 people.

"Go to school. Go to college. Go to University. Get a diploma. I did" said the street magician after having been wrapped in a 20 meter long chain with padlocks to keep it together. "Now this is my job", and then he wrangled his way out of the restraints.

Alternatively, get a desk job which pays real money.