Alcohol illusions

"The industry regulator (Advertising Standards Authority) instructed the firm (Lambrini): "We would advise that the man in the picture should be unattractive - ie overweight, middle-aged, balding etc. In its current form we consider that the ad is in danger of implying that the drink may bring sexual/social success, because the man in question looks quite attractive and desirable to the girls."

Do they not realise drinking make most men look more attractive?

Give the poor blokes a chance! Keep women drinking!